they are sUCH BABIES AW
i wanna fuck that carrot
Please don’t fuck the carrot.
|Song: The Music Written on This Dude's Butt|
|Artist: Hieronymus Bosch|
|Album: Garden of Earthly Delights|
|Played: 1,742,964 times.|
Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.
so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell
You know what the scariest thing about loving someone is?
The fact they could just be lying the whole time about how they feel. It’s just their words against the feelings flowing through your body. One day they could just decide that they’re tired of lying and they leave you empty and cold and they’ll take your heart with them and never look back.
this happened to me and it is literally the worst feeling in the world.
i’m actually nobody’s first choice and let me tell you how great that feels
My friend Tyler is trying to lose weight and he asked my other friend Orlando to train him. Tyler was embarrassed to go to the gym though so Orlando is taking care of that by dressing up as characters when they go to the gym so that the focus isn’t on Tyler but on himself. So far Tyler has been trained by a Jedi and steampunk Batman. This is one of the nicest things I have ever seen done for someone else.
Orlando’s kindness blows me away.